After all the Chick-Fil-A B.S I have been having to put up with, I have found something to post that I fully agree with. It comes from the perspective of a man who is gay and has had enough of people NOT knowing what the controversy really is about.
The Chick Fellatio: stuck in the craw
Posted on July 30, 2012
Taken
on our 18th Anniversary, which also happens to be the anniversary of
the Stonewall Riots, June 28. Wayne’s on your left, Cody’s on your
right.
This post is all I have to say about the Chick-Fil-A
controversy. It sums up various posts on the issue and various points
made by my friends and I. From now own, rather than spend time debating
this issue person by person, I’m going to point people here.
My
hope here is to find common ground with those who have disagreed with me
on the issue, and maybe to persuade. It’s not to ridicule or to best.
So, in the interest of common ground, let’s start here: I acknowledge the absurdity of all this debate.
It’s
definitely strange to have days-long Facebook debates flare up
everywhere over a chicken sandwich. The anger, sarcasm, and hurt
feelings on display seem strange or even laughable because most people
have seen Chick-Fil-A as just a restaurant with a funny ad campaign.
I’ll get into some of the whys and wherefores of that later. But, for
now, let’s just say that, yes. It can seem ridiculous to get all worked
up over fast-food chicken.
Let’s also agree that this isn’t about
curtailing anyone’s rights under First Amendment. The Constitution is a
legal document. This is not a legal argument. No one is arguing that
Chik-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy should be put in prison, or silenced, or
censored by the government. This has nothing to do with government
censorship or government abridgment of Freedom of Speech. So don’t
worry: the ability of this millionaire to legally spend his millions as
he sees fit is not in jeopardy. You need not defend it.
Now,
let’s get to the nitty-gritty of things. Please read carefully. These
things have been said before, but not by me, and not all in one place.
Please read with an open mind. If you can’t read with an open mind,
please leave, take a minute, come back, and try again. If you can’t do
that, then please don’t bother. Please read all of the words here,
rather than just reading half of the argument and assuming you know what
I’m saying. Read these words as they are written. Again, if you don’t
want to read my words, then don’t continue.
So here goes:
1.
This isn’t simply about marriage. Shocker, right? It’s extremely
frustrating that same-sex marriage is the great continental divide.
People are judged according to how they stand on this issue, as if no
other issue matters. Did you know that a person can be for same-sex
marriage and still be homophobic? Did you know that a person can be
against same-sex marriage and be gay? We all get categorized very
quickly based on the marriage issue and maybe that’s not fair. But
here’s what you should know:
- In 29 states in America today, my
partner of 18 years, Cody, or I could be fired for being gay. Period. No
questions asked. One of those states is Louisiana, our home state. We
live in self-imposed exile from beloved homeland, family, and friends,
in part, because of this legal restriction on our ability to live our
lives together.
- In 75 countries in the world, being gay is
illegal. In many, the penalty is life in prison. These are countries we
can’t openly visit. In 9 countries, being gay is punishable by death. In
many others, violence against gays is tacitly accepted by the
authorities. These are countries where we would be killed. Killed.
-
Two organizations that work very hard to maintain this status quo and
roll back any protections that we may have are the Family Research
Council and the Marriage & Family Foundation. For example, the
Family Research council leadership has officially stated that
same-gender-loving behavior should be criminalized in this country. They
draw their pay, in part, from the donations of companies like
Chick-Fil-A. Both groups have also done “missionary” work abroad that
served to strengthen and promote criminalization of same-sex relations.
- Chick-Fil-A has given roughly $5M to these organizations to support their work.
- Chick-Fil-A’s money comes from the profits they make when you purchase their products.
2.
This isn’t about mutual tolerance because there’s nothing mutual about
it. If we agree to disagree on this issue, you walk away a full member
of this society and I don’t. There is no “live and let live” on this
issue because Dan Cathy is spending millions to very specifically NOT
let me live. I’m not trying to do that to him.
Asking for “mutual
tolerance” on this like running up to a bully beating a kid to death on
the playground and scolding them both for not getting along. I’m not
trying to dissolve Mr. Cathy’s marriage or make his sex illegal. I’m not
trying to make him a second-class citizen, or get him killed. He’s
doing that to me, folks; I’m just fighting back.
All your life,
you’re told to stand up to bullies, but when WE do it, we’re told WE are
the ones being intolerant? Well, okay. Yes. I refuse to tolerate
getting my ass kicked. “Guilty as charged.”
But what are you
guilty of? When you see a bully beating up a smaller kid and you don’t
take a side, then you ARE taking a side. You’re siding with the bully.
And when you cheer him on, you’re revealing something about your own
character that really is a shame.
3. This isn’t about Jesus. I
have a lot of Christian friends. Most of them are of the liberal
variety, it’s true, but even this concept seems lost on some of you.
Most of them are pro-LGBT rights. Pro-gay and Pro-Christ are NOT
mutually exclusive. They never have been, in the history of
Christianity, though it’s been difficult at times. It’s not impossible
to be both.
If someone is telling you it is, then maybe you
should wonder why they’d do that. I see divorced Christians, remarried
Christians, drug addict Christians. I see people with WWJD bracelets
bumping and grinding on TV and raking in millions to do it. I see
greedy, rapacious, vengeful people who are Christians. And these people
are accepted in the Church, and the Church does very little to combat
them. Sometimes it seems like being gay is the ONLY thing certain modern
Christian movements won’t allow. Why’s that, I wonder?
Jesus had
almost nothing to say about sexual behavior of any kind. He was too
busy teaching more important things. Empathy is at the heart of his
teachings. “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” Remember
that? It’s in red. So let’s examine that:
4. If things were reversed, I’d stand up for you.
Please
think about this: How would you feel if KFC came out tomorrow and said
they were spending money against equality for Asian Americans, or
African Americans, or religious people? Really. Think about it. What
would you do? How would you feel? How would you feel if, after their
announcement, there was a big increase in KFC sales and I was all over
Facebook supporting KFC. Please stop reading right now and imagine this.
I’m serious.
You can stop now because it’s ludicrous. It would never happen.
Oh,
I don’t mean the part about KFC being against some group. That COULD
happen. I mean the part about me supporting them. Let me tell you
something, and you can damn well believe it: I’d sign on for the boycott
IMMEDIATELY.
Why? Well, because I believe in equality for all
people, that’s why. But also, personally, from the bottom of my heart:
because you are my friend, and I don’t willingly support people who harm
you for just being you. How could I? How could I, really? But, more
importantly for our purposes, how could you?
Seriously, how could
you? What has Chick-Fil-A ever done for you? Sold you some fatty
chicken at a ridiculous mark-up? Made you chuckle at semi-literate
cartoon cows? You mean more to me than KFC possibly could. If I, in
turn, don’t mean more to you than a chicken sandwich from Chik-Fil-A–if
my life, my quality of life, and my dignity are such afterthoughts to
you that you’d not only refuse the boycott, but go out of your way to
support someone who was hurting me? if I let this stand, if I don’t
stand up to the bullies and if I let my friends egg the bullies on, what
does that make me?
Well, it makes me a Chikin.
Yeah, so suddenly it is cause for anger, ridiculous or not.
But I’m not going to stop being Facebook friends with anyone over this issue.
Instead,
I will remain. And, when you see my face with my partner’s in my
profile, maybe you will examine not simply what your opinions are about
gay people, or gay marriage, or the first amendment, even; maybe you’ll
examine not merely your opinions but your values. What is friendship to
you? What is loyalty? How important are human life and dignity to you?
Are they more important than fitting in with your social group? Are they
more important than loyalty to a corporate brand, or a political party,
or some misguided church teaching?
That’s why we’re so angry.
This is personal for us. There are times in your life when you have the
opportunity to stand up for your friends. When you let that opportunity
pass, your friends notice. It doesn’t mean we can’t be friends, but it
diminishes you, and it diminishes the friendship. That’s how it is, no
matter what the issue or what the venue.
So stand up. Stand up
for us. Do the right thing. You don’t have to agree with us on
everything, but repudiate Chick-Fil-A. Unlike them on Facebook. Withdraw
your support for them. Join us in the boycott. If you can’t do that,
then please ask yourself whether I’m your friend. In fact, ask yourself
whether anyone is.
This is all I have to say. If you’d like to
debate the issue further, I’ll do it, but I’m not going to go around and
around on the same points. If you’re just going to repeat yourself,
save us both some time. If you haven’t taken the time to actually read
this carefully and actually consider carefully what I’ve said, then I
see no reason to waste further words.
The ball is in your court. Again, I urge you to do the right thing.
- Wayne Self
Twitter: @owldolatrous
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Empathetic Reason
Friday, August 3, 2012
Friday, June 15, 2012
Im a Deviant.

Check me out on Deviant art, I'm starting a profile over-haul! The work above is by yours truly, and I plan on adding more unique creations as time goes on!
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Back to Reality

While sitting on that sun baked pier on the shore of Higgins Lake, all I could do was muse about how happy or unhappy I was. I imagined my life with out him, and measured the twang of pain that shot through me at that very thought. I tried to see myself as single, and what that would mean for my career and those hours not at work. I thought about it while traveling all those many miles back to Texas again, considering what it would feel like to be packing my things and running away. I didn't like the resulting feelings of those thoughts at all. The thing that probably saved me face in the time from the airport to our home, was that I had all ready spent the one of my days walking through the national park next to the cabins the morning before, sorting out some of these questions amongst the trees and nature. I had made up my mind before I landed, and it was a small blessing that I had taken that time to myself or I might have just fallen to pieces when I was met with chocolates, roses, a card, and my engagement ring at the baggage claim. It was my rock in a torrent of emotions that I sat on, knowing that this gesture of his was a sign I had made the right choice. If every thing else was crumbling, I still loved him. I couldn't imagine my life with out him, with out feeling like some one had taken a hammer to my heart, and brought my world crashing down around my ears.


Im trying to keep us positive, and re-enforcing the idea that this is something good no matter how darkly were looking at it. If I didn't care, or love him enough I would have given up. I would have called it quits and left our relationship for dead, but instead of giving up I'm calling 911 and trying to perform CPR until the medics arrive. I really don't know what more to do at this point, and I hope with all my being that what ever we find out about ourselves and our relationship in the upcoming sessions makes us better people and a better couple.
My only real fear is that some one is going to go fishing in my brain. Some one can poke and prod our relationship with out me squirming too much, because I believe we have set enough foundation up to make it through that, but the thought of some one setting their sights on me singularly gives me the scratch. I know I still have issues with some things, as I'm more self conscious than most and have realized my flaws, but I would really rather not have to battle those inner demons and the ones hiding in the sheets with me every night at the same time. Isnt there some type of rule about double teaming? I think we should just leave some things stashed away in the back of the closet, and allow ourselves to look in the mirror and pretend. Its only the ones that crawl out and start to disrupt the every day life that should be beaten back into submission and put back in it's box......I wonder what social anxiety looks like, insecurity, or jealousy. I bet you jealousy isn't green. I bet you she's a tall, leggy blonde, with a little yappy dog in a pink purse who rides around in the side seat of a Porsche all day. I hope there isn't any psycho babble about 'being one' with your issues or this is going to be a challenge. FML.
Friday, June 1, 2012
Brought to you by LOL
Today's random thoughts are brought to you by LOL and sponsored by cats!
I really thought that as I was packing yesterday, one of my cats would give a damn. I mean, for a human, I have been acting sort of weird. I have been cleaning my house like a manic person, causing them to run or be shut out from various rooms, haven't had the time to give them their daily mommy-kitty time, even yelled at one of them for trying to soft paw my shoes (which is totally free game), and yet I got a whole lot of nothing from them as I started to move all my clothes into day by day spreads on the bed last night. I think they have realized that daddy is as much as a functioning can opener as mommy. They grow up so fast, and Im so not feeling the love right now.
Why cant they be like all other cats, and let me walk out of the room only to come in and find them in my luggage all 'take me!' and what not? Oh, that's right...because I trained them not too. Damn my ability to raise smart animals.
Pancakes! Im sooo stoked to be seeing my friend Matt again this year, because one of the epic perks of having him as a friend is that he's good in the kitchen and both his wife and I get to enjoy the spoils. Freshly made chocolate chip pancakes, made not so early in the morning that your too groggy to enjoy them, but not so late your famished and annihilate them with out tasting them. What could make a vacation better than chocolate pancakes in bed?
I have a fear of being in public places by myself. I have finally looked it up and realized its a sort of social anxiety that has popped up over the years, and seems to get worse with stress. Think about that statement hard. I'm about to go to an airport, filled with strange people, police that look at every one like potential terrorist, not a moment to myself until I land (Which my first flight is at 6am and I land at my destination at 5pm), and if that's not enough to get me all worried, I have to pray to the luggage gods that mine doesn't get lost or is over weight or is too big..or.... Drats, there I go again with the worrying. Who ever invented this horrible way of travel needs to be slapped, and then the whole thing needs to be re-evaluated.
Two hours until work is over and vacation begins! Im going to run around like a chicken with my head cut off after I get off, doing all the last minute things that need to get done, until I collapse tonight in bed with my alarm clock set for 3:30 am (what an ungodly hour). I did practically the same thing last night, running around trying to find a white box with my spare engagement ring in it, before flopping into bed at 1 am defeated and fuming. Vacation. Vacation is all most here, if I can just survive today and tomorrows air port terrors, I can wake up Sunday morning in a cabin on the lake and sigh in relief that I made it to a week of stress free fun.
The humane society called me, wanting to know how my foster dog Sammy was doing and if they could schedule her an appointment to get spayed. A) One of their associates found her a rescue, that I took her too, over two months ago. B) She was adopted from there a week later. C) They told me at the time I took her in that while she was in foster she couldn't be fixed.
All I could do as I listened to the voice mail of the associate asking me all the idiotic questions that she should have known the answers too all ready, was that I am very glad that as soon as I dropped Sammy off at rescue I turned right around and deleted every thing to do with that foundation out of my life. They are rude, incompetent, and some times I doubt their abilities to run the place as half the time they don't know what the heck is going on between their own staff. I did call them back, and left a message that pretty much amounted to telling them that they are idiots and if Sammy DIDN'T get adopted like I was told then I need to know. Not much I can do, as Im going on vacation, but I will be damned that I wont raise some hell if she didn't and has been sitting in some home not being loved on like she deserves. End rant.
Im getting my roots touched up here in a bit, as well as getting my hair flat ironed, and cut. I scheduled it on the eve of my flight so that way, when Im waking up at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow, at least I wont have to worry about my hair. I will how ever, have to worry about the five million other things I need to write down on a list, so I wont leave any thing behind. On a bright note, if I do forget any thing Wal-mart is universal. I seriously doubt any thing I might leave behind couldn't be easily replaced by a trip to Wally World. The worst thing that can happen right now is that my stylist murders my hair, a tsunami rolls in, or the world ends. Lets just hope none of the above happen.








Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Early Check-Out Fees





Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Robots crawl in bodies for surgery (and then take over world)
Viewing Yahoo news this morning, where I admittedly get most of my news, I scanned past fluff pieces like 'How 'Dancing' star stays thin' and 'Kim K. changes hair' only to stop on a particular piece named 'Tool-wielding robots crawl in bodies for surgery'. Now, I have to admit that I'm about fifty-fifty on the whole advancement of robots that can think and act on their own. I know the benefits can be great, and list off five million reasons why the advancement of medical robots is a good goal to have in the medical field, but I want you to think about where my mind went after reading the last few paragraphs of the article.
"Velosa has been building robots that ask humans for help when they
don't know what to do, as well as teams of robots that play soccer
against each other. Sometimes, the robots surprise her. During one soccer game against robots from
another university, the Carnegie Mellon team scored on a particular
play. That sent a positive signal to the robot's computers, which are
designed to reward success and discourage failures in the game. Her robots then tried the play again — and
scored again. It turned out they had discovered a programing flaw in the
other team of robots, just like some sports teams find a flaw in their
opponents. Velosa's robot's kept using
the same play, scoring every time, and thus reinforcing the tendency to
try the play over and over. The robots crushed the other team. "It was programmed by me, but it looked to me
as if they learned," she said. "I believe we are much closer to having
robots be able to coexist with humans. The beautiful thing is you see
the robots learning"

Even if that doesn't put a kink in the whole 'self thinking robots are a good thing' theory, lets just recap. Denial. Betrayal. Humans being replaced by Artificial Intelligent beings who think they are superior to us because their chips are wired better than ours, say what? Robot war, you guessed it! They become so advanced they start seeing us as flawed, and instead of helping us they decide to murder us all. Rule #2: Playing god and creating 'life' never amounts to anything good.
But what am I thinking, that's just a movie right? It would NEVER happen like that, with all the advanced technology we have and what not they will just advance to think for themselves but not to retaliate against us. Im snorting in laughter right now, just imagining some one expecting their first kids getting the very same lecture from a parent. No, my kid will never retaliate against me because I will raise little Ashley to be independent but not too independent as for her to ever want to go against my wishes.. Wait until the teenage years, and all that fancy talk will go down the drain. On the bright side, we could end up with nano bots running through our bodies that turn us all into Atlantean vampires. No, we will not sparkle but we will all have cool silver eyes and have very hot, soul searching sex. Wait, that's the Argeneau Series by Lynsay Sands and that would be completely ridiculous....every one knows there is no such thing as soul searching sex. Nano Bot Induced Vampire Sex - Here!
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Walks of life
Reflecting on my life, its hard to believe the complete hodge podge of people and lifestyles I have come across and befriended. I mostly chalk the phenomenon up to my outgoing personality, the healthy dose of curiosity I have about everything in general, and a seriously open mind. With such a wide mix of persona's drifting in and out of my life I'm still amazed at the situations I find myself in from time to time, and the conversations I have. Its really silly actually, I act momentarily shocked then I take a step back and pretty much think to myself, 'This situation really was unavoidable.' Just think how it feels for me to realize I just spent most of the morning discussing non-sexual BDSM, the pro's and con's of breast feeding, and teasingly joking about the politics behind Obama supporting the gays. It takes a certain type to juggle such odd conversations before the first cup of caffeine.



Now that I think about it, maybe my interest in all things is just some elaborate scheme so I will never have to be flustered or embarrassed around others. Which reminds me of the last subject I spoke about this morning, President Barack Obama supporting the gays. I couldn't help but feel slightly flustered discussing Obamas support for the LGBT community with a gay acquaintance of mine. Honestly, it wasn't because he was gay, it wasn't because Obama is a Hawaiian Muslim raised by an Atheist mother, it was the fact that the person I was speaking with couldn't understand that Obama was doing it just to try to rake in votes. The delicate dance of trying to tell a person who is a part of that particular community, not to vote for Obama just because he is making empty gestures is akin to trying to nail jello to a tree. Even throwing the example that Obama had all ready used the promise to work on the legalization of marijuana in his original campaign, and done the exact opposite when he got into office wasn't enough to shine some truth on the subject. I can only repeat that this conversation included, pot, gays, and a Hawaiian Muslim trying to wave a rainbow colored flag to get votes in the next election.

- Friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine. ~Thomas Jefferson
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